Yes, we get it. It's snowing on the east coast. I made you a fire so you could warm up.
Now, could we please put something else on the news? I'm sure there are other things going on in the country, and there's also this whole other place called "the rest of the fucking world" that really doesn't give a shit.
Thanks.
...this song has been running through my head ever since I watched the morning news:
I can't possibly imagine why that would be.
The preview image may be fuckeded, if so just click the damn thing. Also, it's probably too slow. Photoshoooop seems to want to make it slow, and I can't be arsed to fix it right now. Sosumi.
UPDATE: Substance came to the rescue.
A certain zombie insisted in comments on my earlier masterpiece of photoshoopery that it was deficient because the bassoon's mouthpiece was being used as a trigger and not being blown into as it should.
FINE!
But see, then the "fire" coming out doesn't really fit (unless our soldier has really bad breath). So then I had to take that out too:
I guess that works. Not sure I like these better than the first one, but it'll be easier to animate if I ever get around to that.
UPDATE: As suggested by "Schroeder" in comments:
(needed two versions for use on various backgrounds)
For teh Zombie:
I should send the PSD file to Substance for the full animatronic treatment. Or I could figure out how to do the cheezy animations myself.
Update: For full effect you really need to click the image to see it in its full-resolution transparent glory. Just sayin'
