Gone.

For the record

(alternate post title "Truthful Tuesday")

I, your humble host have never:

• Been in the Army
• Been in the Navy
• Been in the Air Force
• Been in the Marines
• Been in the Special Forces
• Been in combat in any capacity whatsoever
• Thought it would be neat to lie and brag about any of the above
• Considered the possibilities of career enhancement by lying about any of the above
• Tried to impress members of the opposite sex by lying about any of the above
• Lied about any of the above in any way

Y'know, just in case the powers that be need a replacement for Lyin' Williams, or Bill O'Lieree, or that putz in charge of the VA, or any of the other rich serial "misrememberers" out there -- call me.