Tuesday, March 15, 2016

A Shorter

Normally, a "Shorter" from me would be addressed at some right wing hack and nobody should get out of the boat to read the original. But today, since this person doesn't allow comments I have one from the good side, and you are encouraged to get out of the boat:

Shorter, The Rude Pundit:

"Hey, Marco! It is the Ides Of March..."

Do it Li'l Marco, you know you want to.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

A Challenger Appears

Did somebody say Selfie's with lions?

Of course, I don't only have lions. I also have sacrilegious Dali/Python mashups...

Useful reaction images...

And that means:

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Shorter Republican Establishment

It's absolutely inconceivable that a Republican candidate's not-so-subtle racism would lead to big wins in the Southern primaries!

No, I've never heard of Lee Atwater, why do you ask?

Of especially delightful idiocy, we have Peggy Fucking Noonan of all people flipping out over the GOP's "new" racism and calling it a "Civil War." Which leads me to this bonus alternate shorter for Pegs:

Yes, I know Philadelphia, Mississippi is a nice place to visit this time of year. What exactly are you getting at?

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Today's Republican Voter, Illustrated

This one... or that one...
This one... or that one...
So hard to decide.

You should click to see full resolution, honest.