An idea that's so stupid it just might work

Idea:

1. Trick the pants-pissing right wingers into passing some actual gun control law that applies only to Syrian muslims.
2. Obviously unconstitutional law will get challenged all the way to the supreme court.
3. Only the part about the Syrian Muslims gets stricken.
4. SPARKLEPONIES FOR EVERYONE!

I know, I know. But hey, a guy can dream.