Thursday, May 19, 2011


So, the Navy might name a new cargo ship after Cesar Chavez. Cue the right-wing freakout.

Chavez was a U.S. citizen, born in the country. And not in some exotic Muslimy place like Hawaii, in the vast liberal mecca that is... Arizona.

He was actually in the Navy, so unlike most wingers, actually served in the military.

Oh, and he fought against illegal immigration. The wingnuts just hate that shit.

But he was a labor organizer, and y'know, his name sounds all furrin' like. So let's flip right the fuck out!

Fucking idiots.


  1. But he must be an illegal because his name's all Messican-y and he's a socimulist and prolly an atheist and *gargle choke thud*

    (technical difficulties, please stand by...)

  2. Plus, Cesar's love-child with Assata Shakur is the most eeeevil man in South America.


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