Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Wacky Wednesday

I get the weirdest spam:

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Notice there in the blue print that I have been selected to receive this amazing message because I have been "identified as an Expert in [my] area of activity." I'm so honored.

Also, too: I'm kinda curious to hear more about this Bizarro "Sollar System" they talk about, but not curious enough to expose my inbox to more weirdness than it already gets pounded with [heyo!].

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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 23, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    Hey, there's that orange colored fellow in congress, he's gotta be from Jupiter or Saturn.

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    1. OBSJuly 23, 2014 at 12:53 PM

      As tempting as it would be to send him to another planet, he's completely unsuited to any public office on Earth, so is also completely ruled out for any other planet.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 25, 2014 at 2:44 PM

      put him on Ark B.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 23, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    This is not science fiction. We call it reality fiction.

    Because there is no science involved, but it really, really is just a fiction of his imagination.

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    1. OBSJuly 23, 2014 at 12:56 PM

      Clearly reality fiction is like eleventy times infinity better than real reality.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 25, 2014 at 12:59 PM

      well, real reality has sucked for quite a while, so yeah.

      OT: Counting Crows show last Wednesday was kind of awesome.

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    3. OBSJuly 25, 2014 at 2:10 PM

      How many were there?

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    4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 25, 2014 at 2:38 PM

      7. Two opening bands; Toad the Wet Sprocket (5) and locals Daniel And the Lion, (who were awesome) (6). So all told, 18.

      I did not, however, determine how many crows may have been concealed in Adam Duritz's hair.

      we had front row balcony tickets. Spectacular seats.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 25, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    Daniel and the Lion link. Worth checking out.

    I saw them last year at Summerfest, bought their CD, and they've been touring with CC for a few weeks. (Amusingly, Counting Crows have been tapping five different Wisconsin bands as opening acts recently; as Adam Duritz said "dunno what you folks in Wisconsin have in the water, but fucking DRINK UP." Adam, it's more likely in the beer. Or maybe the chees.

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    1. OBSJuly 25, 2014 at 3:08 PM

      Hmm, a bit mellow for me, but decent. Thanks.

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    2. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 27, 2014 at 9:20 AM

      they crank up a bit more of the noise when they play live.

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  4. Smut ClydeJuly 27, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    I'm kinda curious to hear more about this Bizarro "Sollar System" they talk about

    Monfort follows Venusian spelling conventions.

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