Reason number twelve thousand one hundred and ninety three not to drink shitty beer: shitty marketing.
Also: No, putting a lime wedge in it to hide the skunk stench is not clever either, just buy decent beer in the first place.
Also, too: fuck your shitty "country" music. Fuck it right in the ear.
I don't see anything wrong with this, shitty music pairs well with shitty beer. This allows me to avoid both at the same time.
ReplyDeleteIt's not just the shitty music paired with shitty beer, it's the whole shitty package. It's shitty music, shitty beer, an ugly huge image on the side of an ugly and loud semi truck, trying to sell the whole shitty thing. It just so perfectly packages up the whole awfulness of traditional "beer" and its ignorant drinkers.
DeleteOr y'know, I could've just really wanted something to rant on my blog about on a Friday. Who knows.
wow, somebody better get that truck offa your lawn!
ReplyDeleteThankfully, my lawn is not large enough to park that monstrosity on. Those damn kids though, that's a different story.
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