So it turns out if you try to shrink government small enough to drown in a tub, there are eventually some consequences.
What!? This came as a huge surprise to me too. Nobody could've predicted, etc.
Thankfully, the brilliant "job creators" that are so busy creating jobs in other countries to make cheap crap to sell to rubes here will be able to sail their yachts off to the Cayman Islands and live out their lives in peace while we fight for scraps.
I mean that's obviously what's really important after all.