Wednesday, November 18, 2015

An idea that's so stupid it just might work


  1. Trick the pants-pissing right wingers into passing some actual gun control law that applies only to Syrian muslims.
  2. Obviously unconstitutional law will get challenged all the way to the supreme court.
  3. Only the part about the Syrian Muslims gets stricken.

I know, I know. But hey, a guy can dream.

Thursday, November 5, 2015


Regarding this, from Tengrain, I did some searching and unearthed a rare photo of Ben meditating:

Edit: see also: d r i f t g l a s s. Original credit goes to M.Bouffant's comment at alicublog pointing us to the buzzfeed article.

[sorta cross-posted at Sadly, No!]

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Eek! A snake!

This image is offered as proof that people who think GIFs are "a curse upon humanity" are objectively despicable. But we already knew that.

winning snake

Dear FSM I forgot how much time I used to waste playing that game. Also, too: you can play it in your browser, of course.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Arrooo! Breaking! Arrooo!

Donald Trump now guaranteed Republican nomination:

Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol seals our fate

In the video (no, I'm not gonna link it, it's at MSNBC) his statement elicited hearty laughter from the hosts. They know what's up. What nobody knows is why anybody still talks to ol' Always Wrong Willie.

Friday, October 9, 2015

Friday Freakshow

Maybe I'll just turn this blog into "all weird animations, all the time." -- or not. We'll see.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall another spider:

(click to... oh, you know the fuckin' deal)