Thursday, August 14, 2014

Thankless Thursday

[tap tap tap]... Is this thing on?

Oh, ok, good. [ahem]

I'm still alive. Here's some random shit:

This comic made me think of a certain electrician.

The world continues to fall apart, but you knew that.

Continuing the theme from that last post several eons ago, I seem to be managing to gather even more gems of spammy wisdom. Here are some excellent pieces of advice that come with lots of links to boner pills:

  • The earliest recipe for fruit idiot dates to the mid seventeenth century.
  • Approach them to trigger the fight, then duck back into the hallway. After a breakup, you are emotionally upset and your ex boyfriend is angry.
  • Seems like the same paralysis is also happening at the local and state level.
  • Lately, he has been pretty good with other dogs and such. This is ok if you know where your arrest warrant was issued but it's a whole different story if you aren't sure where the warrant might be.
  • Many users have also said that this shampoo is less drying. Ιf you have an anal yeast infection you will also have redness and purple patches of small blisters.

There you have it -- from "fruit idiot" recipes, to dog's with arrest warrants, to anal infections. How can I top that? I might as well just outsource the whole blog to JanusNode at this point.

Carry on.

5 comments:

  1. oooo, you gonna be in trouble with the ghostie-fans!

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  2. belated...

    BASTARD. And a Zombie's gonna mock? Flesh-keeping ghost wannabe? Fuck him.

    Also damn funny. The comic. The world needs to be beaten about the head and neck.

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    1. I wondered if you were ever gonna notice this.

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  3. The world continues to fall apart, but you knew that.

    Entropy: It's the law, dammit.

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    1. True. Also, too: I'm still trying to figure out where to find that fruit idiot recipe.

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