I get the weirdest spam:
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Notice there in the blue print that I have been selected to receive this amazing message because I have been "identified as an Expert in [my] area of activity." I'm so honored.
Also, too: I'm kinda curious to hear more about this Bizarro "Sollar System" they talk about, but not curious enough to expose my inbox to more weirdness than it already gets pounded with [heyo!].
Reason number twelve thousand one hundred and ninety three not to drink shitty beer: shitty marketing.
Also: No, putting a lime wedge in it to hide the skunk stench is not clever either, just buy decent beer in the first place.
Also, too: fuck your shitty "country" music. Fuck it right in the ear.
Things are crazy and looking to be that way for a while. Here, have a comic from Wondermark (alternately, how I honor independence by being dependent on others for content):
Woo, filler. Yay.
