Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Franzia? Really?

OK, of course I love the fact that 300 random people dressed up in wacky outfits and got together to drink and ride their bikes through Corvallis. But... Franzia? In Oregon, home to some absolutely fucking amazing beer, you choose to drink cheap box wine?

I just... I don't even... I expect better of you Oregon. I. Expect. Better!

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  1. Sorry to go OT right off the bat but Cards Against Humanity is running some kind of promo that you might be interested in :
    https://www.holidaybullshit.com/

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    1. There's no such thing as "OT" here. And thanks, I can't wait to get my 12 random gifts! Merry fucking Christmas!

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  2. then I will go OT for the OT, and say that you wouldn't catch us drinking Franzia in a cardio race here in Milwaukee.

    http://events.jsonline.com/milwaukee_wi/events/show/258711984-riverwest-locust-street-festival-and-beer-run

    Hugs,

    ZRM

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    1. Yeah, that's how it's done! Dammit Corvallis, get your shit together.

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    2. Say what you will about Wisconsin, we have our heads screwed on straight when it comes to drinking.

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    3. Yes I believe my neighbors to the North hold a bunch of records in that category. /envy

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