Normally, a "Shorter" from me would be addressed at some right wing hack and nobody should get out of the boat to read the original. But today, since this person doesn't allow comments I have one from the good side, and you are encouraged to get out of the boat:
Shorter, The Rude Pundit:
"Hey, Marco! It is the Ides Of March..."
Do it Li'l Marco, you know you want to.