(alternate post title "Truthful Tuesday")
I, your humble host have never:
- Been in the Army
- Been in the Navy
- Been in the Air Force
- Been in the Marines
- Been in the Special Forces
- Been in combat in any capacity whatsoever
- Thought it would be neat to lie and brag about any of the above
- Considered the possibilities of career enhancement by lying about any of the above
- Tried to impress members of the opposite sex by lying about any of the above
- Lied about any of the above in any way
Y'know, just in case the powers that be need a replacement for Lyin' Williams, or Bill O'Lieree, or that putz in charge of the VA, or any of the other rich serial "misrememberers" out there -- call me.
I stand w/ you. (Or near you. Especially since we think alike, but you seem to wake up earlier.)
ReplyDeleteNice! The splintery broomstick is an excellent touch.
DeleteSo, do you actually brew beer? I am now unable to believe ANYTHING that people say on the internoodles....
ReplyDeleteYes, I do -- but all this is making me wonder if you might not actually be a zombie...
DeleteZRM IS MAN OF MYSTERY....MYSTERY AND MUSIC.
DeleteMYSTERY, MUSIC, AND AN AMAZING LEVEL OF FOUL-MOUTHED POLITICAL COMMENTARY.
MYSTERY, MUSIC, AN AMAZING LEVEL OF FOUL-MOUTHED... I'll come in again....
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquizombie!
DeleteI have been on the front lines in the fight for my right to paaaarty.
ReplyDeleteI have crawled through the pub district while dead soldiers fell all around me, mostly from friendly fire.
I was there for the carnage that was the Battle of the Network Stars.
And I still have shrapnel in my backside from glass ornament from fighting the war on Christmas.
I, too, am a veteran of the War On Christmas. I documented the atrocities that occurred at The Battle Of The School Concert a couple years back. The horror, the horror!
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