Today we must shed a tear for this poor soul who, clearly through no fault of his own, suffered mightily and lost his job for just doing it too damn well.
What have we become? Hopefully after this settlement, this sad, beleaguered man can move on and will find a new job. Perhaps he could sign on with Fox News to cover the hippy-punching beat? Nah, that'd probably be too traumatic for him and might further hurt his widdle fee-fees. Perhaps Blackwater/Xe/Whatever-the-fuck-they-changed-their-name-to-now is hiring? I'm sure some brown people somewhere need to be tortured. They should give him a call.
unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess he can probably get a job beating Gitmo prisoners.
Yeah, I wish this kind of "work" were in less demand.
DeleteJoe The Security Guard/Joe The Plumber 2016!!!!
ReplyDeleteWith Princess Mooselini of the North Woods as Secretary of State. That ticket can't lose!
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