I figured I'd help out the millions dozens of sad Jill Stein voters out there by making you a special bumper sticker:
Keep up your spirits! I'm sure next time a 3rd party candidate nobody has heard of will win handily and usher in a new utopian paradise where nobody gets bombed, progressive legislation is passed easily, and every child gets a sparklepony.
The purple is the enemy of the green.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad somebody understood my color choice.
DeleteCopperplate Gothic? Really?
ReplyDeleteYeah, rilly. I thought Comic Sans was a bit too classy.
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