Monday, October 29, 2012

Ermahgerd!

Hopefully like the girl above all my New York lieberal scum internet friends have been hording their mershed pertaters and such so that gawd doesn't cause you to sterve to derth in the violent aftermath of Herpicane Serndy.

7 comments:

  1. Good luck w/ the insta-masheds when there's no gas, electricity or running water, Eastern elitests.

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    1. We reconstitute them with wingnut tears. Delicious!

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  2. All proper lieberal leftist elitists have one of those little backpacking stoves they've saved since college for just such an occasion.

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    1. Or we have eco-terrorist approved solar cookers.

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  3. OH. So so you're saying you don't care about your scummy liberal friends in Rhode Island?

    THANKS A LOT.

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    1. Hah! As if "Rhode Island" were a real place.

      But yes, I should have specified "east coast lieberal scum" instead.

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    2. Oh, it's real, baby! Toooooooo real.

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