Arrooo! Breaking! Arrooo!

Donald Trump now guaranteed Republican nomination:

Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol seals our fate

In the video (no, I'm not gonna link it, it's at MSNBC) his statement elicited hearty laughter from the hosts. They know what's up. What nobody knows is why anybody still talks to ol' Always Wrong Willie.

Friday Freakshow

Maybe I'll just turn this blog into "all weird animations, all the time." -- or not. We'll see.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall another spider:

(click to... oh, you know the fuckin' deal)

Spider

I may have a new obsession:

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I guess I can re-run this now

I'm so, so sad to see ol' Boner step down. Since this will be my last chance, might as well bring this back:

Ah, memories.

A thing

Thanks to the good folks at Riddled I found out about this doohicky. So I made this:

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The Helix Nebula never looked so good.

You're welcome.

Invisible Corndog

Or, you know, invisible something.

People on ludes should not be preznit

[Update: I fixed the image so it loops and pauses for an invisible corndog. You're welcome.]