An idea that's so stupid it just might work

Idea:

1. Trick the pants-pissing right wingers into passing some actual gun control law that applies only to Syrian muslims.
2. Obviously unconstitutional law will get challenged all the way to the supreme court.
3. Only the part about the Syrian Muslims gets stricken.
4. SPARKLEPONIES FOR EVERYONE!

I know, I know. But hey, a guy can dream.

It'sh Shienshe!

Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

PYRAMID POWER!

Regarding this, from Tengrain, I did some searching and unearthed a rare photo of Ben meditating:

Edit: see also: d r i f t g l a s s. Original credit goes to M.Bouffant's comment at alicublog pointing us to the buzzfeed article.

[sorta cross-posted at Sadly, No!]

Eek! A snake!

This image is offered as proof that people who think GIFs are "a curse upon humanity" are objectively despicable. But we already knew that.

Dear FSM I forgot how much time I used to waste playing that game. Also, too: you can play it in your browser, of course.

Tunesday Vid

Heartless Bastards, "Had To Go" from The Mountain album, 2009.