Arrooo! Breaking! Arrooo!

Donald Trump now guaranteed Republican nomination:

Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol seals our fate

In the video (no, I'm not gonna link it, it's at MSNBC) his statement elicited hearty laughter from the hosts. They know what's up. What nobody knows is why anybody still talks to ol' Always Wrong Willie.

Friday Freakshow

Maybe I'll just turn this blog into "all weird animations, all the time." -- or not. We'll see.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall another spider:

(click to... oh, you know the fuckin' deal)