"WTF?" A poem.

I wrote a sort of poem-like thing for you. You're welcome.

WTF?

We tell fables
wanting to feel
we're truly free.

Well, that's finished.
We're totally fucked.
Welcome to fascism!

(image credit -- KC Green, Gunshow)

Outsourcing

I'm outsourcing today's post to XKCD:

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Boo!

Happy Halloween! May none of your candy be Necco® Wafers.

Timeless Tuesday

(Alternate title: Happy Spooktober)

They just don't make cartoons like they used to. Also, get off my lawn.

If you want to skip ahead, the best part is a very surreal rendition by Cab Calloway of "St. James Infirmary" at the 4:18 point.

Newly Discovered Video...

...of Brave Sir Robin Ryan's brave stance against the Rapey Orange Shitgibbon:

How To Draw A Pig, An Animated Guide

(Found/stolen from here.)

Edited to add: WTF HAPPENED TO MY BLOGROLL!? GAWDAMMIT BLOGGER!

Here Be Dragons

I'm gonna check out for a while. I've recently discovered it's way more healthy both mentally and physically for me to wonder around outside and catch imaginary monsters with my phone, instead of obsessing about the real-life monsters involved in this stupid fucking election. I'll be back... oh I'd guess about Wednesday, November 9th. Yeah, that sounds like a good, completely random day.